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July 02, 2006

Eeeevil Capitalist Company Conspiracy Exposed!

My dearly beloved, Mrs. OWW, works for an Eeeeevil Capitalist Behemoth Company that is involved with supplying our armed forces with weapons. This Eeeeeevil Capitalist Behemoth Company is so depraved, so eeeeeeevil, so underhanded, so oppressive that they're giving their minions, of whom Mrs. OWW is one, Monday July 3rd off as a holiday, with pay!

I, of course, being a poor down-trodden noble employee at a SFI (Small Financial Institution) that is a noble Not For Profit, will be doing my usual IT-ish things tomorrow.

Mrs. OWW gloats! She chortles! She sez "neener-neener-neeeeeener!"

When I become King and absolute Dictator of All I Survey, there's going to be some changes, I tell you. Heads are gonna roll....

In the meantime, have a good time for the rest of the extended weekend.

Posted by ward at July 2, 2006 08:21 AM

Comments

A girl can never get a break. You're just jealous because I got to sleep in.

Posted by: Moogie at July 3, 2006 02:24 PM