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July 29, 2006

Things I've Seen Recently

While I was at a local barbecue joint (the Southern equivalent of a Mexican joint in Calif.) I saw an attractive young lady of about 21 or 22 standing there with her keys hanging out of her hip pocket.

Keep in mind that Old Wierd Ward has his share of rude and questionable T-shirts. None of them are quite obscene, but a couple of them are borderline, and at least one gets some women absolutely frothing at the mouth.

Anyway, this young woman's keys, that were hanging out of her jeans' hip pocket, had a tag on them. A yellow tag, with black letters.

WARNING: Probably not work and/or child safe - in the Extended Entry...

Here it is....

"When I have sex, it's so good that the neighbors need a cigarette!"

Posted by ward at July 29, 2006 01:08 PM

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